Category Archives for "Word PLAY!"

Life Is Too Short To Work With Boring People

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October, 2022 * Volume II, Number 10

Dear Grown-Up Reader,

Trick Or Treat! It’s the last day of the month, and this month, you know what that means: All kinds of scary stuff starts showing up, including your monthly news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!

In this edition, we talk about binge-eating sugar (how seasonal!), and about targeting your ideal customers with the kind of marketing copy you publish.

What The World Needs Now

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September, 2022 * Volume II, Number 9

Dear Needy Reader,

Wow, can you believe it’s the end of yet another month? Let alone September, which seems to go on forever?

Well, it is, and here’s your copy of everyone’s favorite news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!

This edition lists all the things you don’t need… and talks about the one thing you can’t live without. Probably.

Be The “Ol’ Faithful” Of Your Market And Let Your Competitors Be Salespeople

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August, 2022 * Volume II, Number 8

Dear Consistent Reader,

Here we are, “quittin’ time” here in God’s Country (the Mountain time zone). Friends on the west coast, you’re almost there! East coast: Aren’t you in bed by now?

Whatever your time zone, I’m sure you’re delighted to receive this month’s edition of your favorite news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!

In it, we talk about getting blitzed, and how your ideal customers don’t care for it.

Try This On Your Own!

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July, 2022 * Volume II, Number 7

Dear Personable Reader,

When the last day of the month rolls around, you can count on two things: Bills are due (boo), and you’ll be blessed with the distraction of your favorite news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!

Yay!

In this edition, we explore everything from prison life to ancient comedy wisdom. You don’t want to miss a single word.

The Funny Way To Stay In Touch

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June, 2022 * Volume II, Number 6

Dear Pleasant Reader,

Finally! It’s the end of the month, and here’s the latest edition of the world’s premier news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!

In this edition, we discuss the importance of regular, consistent, and positive exposure to your customers and top prospects. And the high price of meat.

An Almost-True Story About A “Copy” Editor

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May, 2022 * Volume II, Number 5

Dear Original Reader,

Can you believe May is already coming to an end? And before June busts out all over, as Rogers & Hammerstein famously suggested, here’s this month’s edition of your favorite news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!

In it, you’ll learn the secret to everlasting success, as well as which type of permit you need in order to send something to every box holder in the county.

How To Save A Buck On Your Marketing

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April, 2022 * Volume II, Number 4

Dear Recessed Reader,

April showers may bring May flowers. It’s a tried-and-true scientific fact. But the END of April brings you this, the latest edition of your favorite news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!

Are you partial to dessert? If so, you’ll want to read further for important details on how your pie and/or ice cream can be protected in the coming financial crisis, if any.

Looking For Shorter, Taller, Or Different Customers?

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March, 2022 * Volume II, Number 3

Dear Selective Reader,

Just when you thought it was the end of the month, here it is, the end of the month. And you know what that means! It’s time for Word PLAY!, your favorite news-free newsletter!

In this edition, we discuss acting, dating, and acting like you’re dating. In addition, we cover the topic of finding customers you LIKE to work with.

Nothin’ Makes Money Like Funny

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February, 2022 * Volume II, Number 2

Dear Loyal Reader,

Here it is, at last! The latest edition of Word PLAY!, your Number One source for marketing wisdom and, of course, your favorite news-free newsletter.

This edition is chock full of riveting action and adventure. Also, the topic of customer loyalty comes up from time to time.

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