February, 2023 * Volume III, Number 2
Dear Serious Reader,
It’s here NOW, having winged (wung?) its way through cyberspace, right to your inbox: the latest edition of your favorite news-free email newsletter, Word PLAY!
This month, we present a story so enthralling, so intriguing, so fabricated that it’s sure to make you thrill at every turn.
January, 2023 * Volume III, Number 1
Dear Ever-Loving Reader,
Welcome to the start of Volume 3 of your favorite news-free email newsletter, Word PLAY!
This edition is all about the love. The love in your heart. The love in your business. And, primarily, the love in your marketing copy.
December, 2022 * Volume II, Number 12
Dear Festive Reader,
‘Tis no boring email! No, ‘tis something better:
‘Tis Word PLAY! – your fav’rite news-free e-newsletter!
By now, you are thinking, “What’s in this edition?”
A Year End Review full of sweet erudition!
And if you learn nothing, e’en if you’re confused,
My hope is (at least) that you’ll wind up amused.
November, 2022 * Volume II, Number 11
Dear Distinctive Reader,
Here it is at last! Your very-own copy (copy?) of your favorite monthly news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!
In it, you’ll find amazing tips on how to make your business just like everybody else’s, especially your chief competitor’s. Also, some amazing tips on why you shouldn’t do that.
October, 2022 * Volume II, Number 10
Dear Grown-Up Reader,
Trick Or Treat! It’s the last day of the month, and this month, you know what that means: All kinds of scary stuff starts showing up, including your monthly news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!
In this edition, we talk about binge-eating sugar (how seasonal!), and about targeting your ideal customers with the kind of marketing copy you publish.
September, 2022 * Volume II, Number 9
Dear Needy Reader,
Wow, can you believe it’s the end of yet another month? Let alone September, which seems to go on forever?
Well, it is, and here’s your copy of everyone’s favorite news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!
This edition lists all the things you don’t need… and talks about the one thing you can’t live without. Probably.
August, 2022 * Volume II, Number 8
Dear Consistent Reader,
Here we are, “quittin’ time” here in God’s Country (the Mountain time zone). Friends on the west coast, you’re almost there! East coast: Aren’t you in bed by now?
Whatever your time zone, I’m sure you’re delighted to receive this month’s edition of your favorite news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!
In it, we talk about getting blitzed, and how your ideal customers don’t care for it.
July, 2022 * Volume II, Number 7
Dear Personable Reader,
When the last day of the month rolls around, you can count on two things: Bills are due (boo), and you’ll be blessed with the distraction of your favorite news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!
Yay!
In this edition, we explore everything from prison life to ancient comedy wisdom. You don’t want to miss a single word.
June, 2022 * Volume II, Number 6
Dear Pleasant Reader,
Finally! It’s the end of the month, and here’s the latest edition of the world’s premier news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!
In this edition, we discuss the importance of regular, consistent, and positive exposure to your customers and top prospects. And the high price of meat.
May, 2022 * Volume II, Number 5
Dear Original Reader,
Can you believe May is already coming to an end? And before June busts out all over, as Rogers & Hammerstein famously suggested, here’s this month’s edition of your favorite news-free newsletter, Word PLAY!
In it, you’ll learn the secret to everlasting success, as well as which type of permit you need in order to send something to every box holder in the county.