July, 2021 * Volume I, Number 7
Dear Attractive Reader,
In this, your fresh hot news-free newsletter, you’re going to learn the great secret to being successful on the dating scene.
“Finally,” you sigh. “Hume sends me something useful!”
Ha ha. Very funny. But I think you will find it useful, so I’m inclined to receive your sarcasm with the good-natured humor for which I’m so famously known.